Merry Christmas

Nollaig Shona

Buon Natale

Feliz Navidad

Joyeux Noël

Fröhliche Weihnachten

Wash your hands

Wash your f***ing hands

You filthy animal!

Cover mouth if coughing or sneezing

Cover your bloody mouth if coughing or sneezing

Just wear a mask!

Avoid touching your face

Avoid touching your face

Or anyone's face for that matter!

Keep surfaces clean

Keep surfaces clean

Otherwise you are just dirty!

Stop shaking hands and hugging

Stop shaking hands and hugging

People don't like it anyway!

Keep a safe distance

Keep a safe distance

2 f***ing metres people!

Connect with me - VIRTUALLY

No touchy Mr. Michele - Thank you!